pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele)

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aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

(Source: worldofthecutestcuties)

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kyleehenke:

we have candy corn

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stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

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princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel

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darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

(Source: panerasexual)

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(Source: leanaisnotabanana)

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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

(Source: askboxmemes)

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p1ants:

"Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours."

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004

(Source: artfucker1996)

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m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

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